Sunday, February 22, 2009

Quote of the day

My aunt shared this with me. HA! HA! HA!

Quote of the day:

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit"


  1. Aaah, such wisdom. A very wise woman, indeed, your aunt.

  2. I love this quote! I actually sent it to the redc guys and they used it on the show a few months ago!!!

    My favorite is still...

    "Be the kind of woman that makes the Devil say every morning "OH CRAP, SHES UP!"